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Yes, of course, we lead with the latest shit-story about that Republican member of the U.S. House of Representatives, Marjorie Taylor Greene.

A guest speaker at the Young Republicans gala this weekend, Greene reminded us all why the Republican Party – Young and Old – has become the clear and present danger to democracy as foundation to the United States of America:

“I want to tell you something, if Steve Bannon and I had organized that, [the January 6 attack on the Capitol] we would have won.”

The Rep from Georgia continued, to cheers from the smallish crowd: “Not to mention, we would’ve been armed.”

To make it even more clear, to erase any doubt as to mission, the president of the Young Republican group, Gavin Wax, said out loud and very clear:

“We want to cross the Rubicon. We want total war. We must be prepared to do battle in every arena. In the media. In the courtroom. At the ballot box. And in the streets.”

Let us also not forget that the former guy and 2024 presidential candidate has called for the Termination of The U.S. Constitution.

It is, then, not difficult at all to imagine what is to come when Republicans take control of the House next month.

Somewhere on the agenda, and probably sooner rather than later, the House will impeach President Biden. And that particular Republican game will go on and on – Impeach, Impeach, Impeach becomes Benghazi, Benghazi. Benghazi. Why, you ask? Well, let’s see… Could it be that Joe Biden “stole” the election from their Fuhrer? How about because President Biden hasn’t built a southern border wall to keep brown people out of the United White States of Amerika? Or is it because President Biden made a trade with Russia for a Black female basketball player?

I know, I know! I haven’t forgotten Hunter Biden’s laptop. Nor have I forgotten putting Hilary Clinton in jail.

While some of this can make one laugh, or go nuts, the far right Asylum-Republicans are as serious as Nurse Ratched.

Their must-do list includes investigations, investigations, investigations – and then more investigations. No work on policy issues to help make American’s lives better in any way, shape or form, but citizens will get plenty investigations to digest; which will, of course, make some get fat and make others endure uncontrollable bouts of vomiting.

Led by sycophant extraordinaire Rep. Jim Jordan of Ohio, who is set to become chair of the House Judiciary Committee, the investigations will include:

From the White House staff

The House Judiciary Committee requests testimony from the following DHS officials:

• Alejandro Mayorkas — Secretary of the Department of Homeland Security
• Ur M. Jaddou — U.S. Citizenship and Immigration Services
• Tae Johnson — U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement
• Kerry E. Doyle — U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement
• Blas Nunez-Neto — U.S. Customs and Border Protection
• Raul L. Ortiz – Chief of U.S. Border Patrol
• Jennifer Daskal — Office of the General Counsel
• Adam Hunter — Office of Strategy, Policy, and Plans
• Jen Easterly — Cybersecurity and Infrastructure Security Agency
• Geoff Hale — Cybersecurity and Infrastructure Security Agency
• Julia Treanor — Cybersecurity and Infrastructure Security Agency

From the Department of Justice

The House Judiciary Committee requests testimony from the following DOJ officials:

• Merrick B. Garland — Attorney general
• Lisa Monaco — Deputy attorney general
• Vanita Gupta — Associate attorney general
• Kenneth A. Polite Jr. — Assistant attorney general for the Criminal Division
• Matthew G. Olsen — Assistant attorney general for the National Security Division
• Kristen Clarke — Assistant attorney general for the Civil Rights Division
• Jonathan Kanter — Assistant attorney general for the Antitrust Division
• Brian Boynton — Principal deputy assistant attorney general for the Civil Division
• Jacqueline C. Romero — U.S. attorney for the Eastern District of Pennsylvania
• Mark H. Wildasin — U.S. attorney for the Middle District of Tennessee
• Matthew M. Graves — U.S. attorney for the District of Columbia
• Mark A. Totten — U.S. attorney for the Western District of Michigan
• Susan Hennessey — Senior counsel, National Security Division
• Margy O’Herron — Office of the Deputy Attorney General
• David Neal — Executive Office for Immigration Review

From the FBI

The House Judiciary Committee requests testimony from the following FBI officials:

• Christopher A. Wray — FBI director
• Paul Abbate — FBI Deputy director
• Timothy Langan — Executive assistant director of the Criminal, Cyber, Response, and Services Branch
• Jennifer L. Moore — Executive assistant director of the Human Resources Branch
• Steven M. D’Antuono — Assistant director in charge of the Washington Field Office
• Carlton L. Peeples — Deputy assistant director of the Criminal Investigative Division
• Kevin Vorndran — Deputy assistant director of the Counterterrorism Division
• Laura Dehmlow — Section chief of the Foreign Influence Task Force
• Elvis Chan — Special agent with the San Francisco Field Office

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And that, folks, is just the beginning. Hold on, because if you thought the insurrection was over and America will get back to some sort of normal – you’re wrong.

Good luck, United States of America.